Asocial Swedes can be cured!

Nose spray with the hormone oxytocin can cure social fobia, according to a study done by Swedish and British researchers and published by Journal of Neuroscience.

I expect this medicine to be distributed for free to every adult in Sweden suffering of “Lagom mental disorder”.

I believe this can really transform this society and nevertheless make miracles among all the sociopaths working in my branch: The Swedish News Media.

Law and order in the Kingdom of Sweden

Maud Olofsson, The Great Leader of the Center Party and Minister for Enterprise and Energy as well as Deputy Prime Minister in the Kingdom of the Lagom People, is trying to bring peace into the inner circle of the right winged-government.

 

Like an ancient wizard she has now manifested the magic words to restore order among Swedes who are against the New Signal Surveillance Act. She said:

 

– Vi måste klara att kompromissa.

(“We must accomplish to compromise”)

 

The propaganda of the Center Party argues it “takes a distinct position concerning openness and freedom”. But in reality, the party is just a gathering of treacherous liberals ready to betray principles and freedom itself in order to remain in power.

Swedish news scandal (I)

     It’s summer time in Sweden and it means it’s time for this country’s hordes of journalists to be ingenious in order to survive one more bore to death period at the news factories where they are employed.

    

     The key to live to tell the tale every summer is to deliver at least one scandal every three days:

    

     DAY ONE: you tell your audiences that the thousands of hot dogs they eat every day do not really contain that much meat.

    

     DAY TWO: you let common people to express their indignation about being deceived by the market forces. The best reporters travel to Orsa in Dalarna where the movie Föbojäntan (“Come and Blow the Horn” or “Walthorn”) was made in 1978 and talk to the village’s women. They are of course very annoyed…

    

     DAY THREE: you let Sweden’s health minister to assure the government is going to push forward new laws to bring more security into the streets of Stockholm.

 

     — We want all Swedes, regardless their ethnic backgrounds, to trust the market forces and the national authorities. This hot dog-scandal shows the new FRA-law is very much needed, the minister states and everyone with some influence in the public sphere agrees, because consensus and national harmony must always prevail in the kingdom of the “lagom”-people. 

Despite similarities, this movie is not about Mjölby…

 Wang Hongbin: “corruption is inevitable”