London’s Brainless Crusaders

And it finally happened, the Londoners of Islamic faith are about to build a mosque. But it is not just a harmless mosque hidden in a shabby neighbourhood, it is instead the largest one to be build ever in Europe. And you good Christians should be aware, because these are evil plans designed by a secret sect with the help of the people at Indigo, a London public relations firm, the message along the very well written lines of Jane Perlez shouts. At least it is how the International Herald Tribune’s readers are supposed to read the news article published last Saturday.

The vision cleverly put on the mind of the readers is one displaying a very disturbing structure, filled with thousands of bearded warriors eager to blow our asses away on our daily walk to London’s financial district or to the upcoming 2012 Olympic Games. I have indeed always been a bad Christian and maybe it explains why I think the entire article sucks. But I can really not see why a gigantic mosque would do London any harm, when London is nothing else than a awesome, ugly city desperately needing a drastic makeover. Let then the great Muslim surgeons from the NHS and their brotherhoods do the job. We live in a global world and the crusades belong to history. Do you want to change your xenophobic state of mind but do not know how to start? Well my friend, a straightforward start is trying to get more information from different sources. I recommend you to start by reading an article written by Arthur Dudney and published last September on the website of the South Asian Journalists Association (SAJA).Don’t worry, be happy. Let’s build the Abbeymills mosque together.